ummhello:

Monday! (via nevver)

1. a) it’s not monday, but i’m full of anxious fretting.

    b) getting tested for std’s is the most awkward thing eevvvuuurrrr. i just wanna get tested, you don’t need to know why or need to start asking about my personal life. i just want the tests done. it’s bad enough that the doctor sits on the other side of the screen as you stick cotton swabs up your ass.

2. i hate people who are unorganized and do not promptly update me on things that are pertinent to my schedule. as in i lost the opportunity at a 50$/hr job because i was not informed i did not have a training today until yesterday evening when this information could have been given to me last week.

3. i still fail at relationships